Sin-agogue Mistakes

From jewishmag.com

These announcements
were found in shul newsletters
and bulletins. Even
spell check wouldn’t
have helped!…

Don’t let worry kill you.
Let your synagogue
help.

Join us for our Oneg after
services. Prayer and
medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the
many who are sick of our
congregation.

For those of you who
have children and don’t
know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.

We are pleased to an-
nounce the birth of
David Weiss, the sin of
Rabbi and Mrs. Abe
Weiss.

Thursday at 5:00PM,
there will be a meeting
of the Little Mothers
Club. All women wishing
to become Little Mothers,
please see the rabbi
in his private study.

The ladies of Haddassah
have cast off clothing of
every kind and they may
be seen in the basement
on Tuesdays.

A bean supper will be
held Wed. even. in the
community center. Music
will follow.

Weight Watchers will
meet at 7 PM at the
JCC. Please use the
large double door at the
side entrance.

Rabbi is on vacation.
Massages can be given
to his secretary.

Mrs. Goldblum will be
entering the hospital this
week for testes.

The Men’s Club is warmly
invited to the Oneg
hosted by Hadassah.
Refreshments will be
served for a nominal
feel.

Please join us as we
show our support for
Amy and Rob, who are
preparing for the girth of
their first child.

We are taking up a collection
to defray the cost
of the new carpet in the
sanctuary. All those wishing
to do something on
the carpet will come forward
and get a piece of
paper.

If you enjoy sinning, the
choir is looking for you!

The Associate Rabbi unveiled
the synagogue’s
new fundraising campaign
slogan this week: “I
Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours.”